When I die, I am going to specify in my will to rent a student driver vehicle and strap me in the driver seat with a living person in shotgun, actually driving. The sign on the back shall be updated to "Dead Driver." My family must create a blog called the Grateful Dead Tour, wherein my body will be transported to each city and town across Alaska, Canada and the contiguous United States that operates a brewery. My life insurance money shall be used until depletion to buy every patron a pint of the strongest beer on tap. After the life insurance funds are depleted, my driver will inquire at each subsequent establishment "who'll buy a dead guy a brew?" Any donations shall be distributed among the poor in equal portions.

- Forest Kvasnikoff